The place you go when Urban Dictionary sends you emails saying that 2 or 3 of your definitions have been accepted and will appear on the site within the next few days, and then more than a month or two later you're still waiting to see them published.
Jake: Hey, man, didn't you say you were gonna be on Urban Dictionary? Man, I check it every day and I haven't seen your shit yet!
Bill: I know, dog! Guess I'm in whatcha might call Urban Purgatory!
Bill: I know, dog! Guess I'm in whatcha might call Urban Purgatory!
by Vagabond King April 9, 2010
Get the Urban Purgatorymug. I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me
by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016
Get the Text purgatorymug. the time between the posting of a definition on urban dictionary and the time that it actually registers on the website
note: this is the same as facebook purgatory, the time period between the making of a friend request and the time it is accepted
note: this is the same as facebook purgatory, the time period between the making of a friend request and the time it is accepted
boy 1: ugh, i posted that definition like a week ago, why hasn't it gone on yet
boy 2: looks like your stuck in urban dictionary purgatory
boy 2: looks like your stuck in urban dictionary purgatory
by coolkid812 November 1, 2006
Get the urban dictionary purgatorymug. The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.
Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."
by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011
Get the Text Message Purgatorymug. An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.
"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."
by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006
Get the smoking a turd in purgatorymug. A place between heaven and hell where the great musicians of a given time period go when they die, where they are sentenced to an eternity of playing the slide whistle in grimey underground clubs.
-Dude, I wonder if Kurt Cobain is in Slide Whistle Purgatory
-Dude I was at this underground club and I could've sworn Kurt Cobain was there in slide whistle purgatory
-Dude I was at this underground club and I could've sworn Kurt Cobain was there in slide whistle purgatory
by word=word April 2, 2010
Get the Slide Whistle Purgatorymug. A take on the old expression 'pennies from heaven', in which a person expecting to get paid some money owed them when they most need it, is left with nothing or much less than expected.
Man1: I gotta come up with a hundred bucks to pay that speeding ticket before my old man finds out. Hey, remember that fifty you borrowed a couple weeks back?
Man2: Oh, yeah; right. Listen; I'll get that to you in a couple weeks, K?
Man 1: Ah, you're leaving me with paychecks from purgatory!
Man2: Oh, yeah; right. Listen; I'll get that to you in a couple weeks, K?
Man 1: Ah, you're leaving me with paychecks from purgatory!
by jigsawz67 March 9, 2011
Get the paychecks from purgatorymug.