Facebook Purgatory

When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.

My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.

by Mr.McGibbletts August 10, 2016

Text purgatory

When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply

I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me

by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016

urban dictionary purgatory

the time between the posting of a definition on urban dictionary and the time that it actually registers on the website

note: this is the same as facebook purgatory, the time period between the making of a friend request and the time it is accepted

boy 1: ugh, i posted that definition like a week ago, why hasn't it gone on yet
boy 2: looks like your stuck in urban dictionary purgatory

by coolkid812 November 1, 2006

Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011

smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.

"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Slide Whistle Purgatory

A place between heaven and hell where the great musicians of a given time period go when they die, where they are sentenced to an eternity of playing the slide whistle in grimey underground clubs.

-Dude, I wonder if Kurt Cobain is in Slide Whistle Purgatory

-Dude I was at this underground club and I could've sworn Kurt Cobain was there in slide whistle purgatory

by word=word April 2, 2010

paychecks from purgatory

A take on the old expression 'pennies from heaven', in which a person expecting to get paid some money owed them when they most need it, is left with nothing or much less than expected.

Man1: I gotta come up with a hundred bucks to pay that speeding ticket before my old man finds out. Hey, remember that fifty you borrowed a couple weeks back?

Man2: Oh, yeah; right. Listen; I'll get that to you in a couple weeks, K?

Man 1: Ah, you're leaving me with paychecks from purgatory!

by jigsawz67 March 9, 2011