job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017

Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

Shu pubes

The long wiry hairs that some addolecent boys get at puberty. They hang down under the chin and on the neck, and they look a lot like pubes.

To understand Shu pubes, imagine really long pubes, like 2-3 inches, hanging down off of a dude's chin. Especially an asian kid.

by Purple-Prince March 27, 2010

chicken pubes

Very dirty scruffy bushy pubic hairs

Oi mate you got chicken pubes

by BigGManMorgan February 17, 2017

Picking Pubes

An expression associated with boredom, passing time, doing nothing, and procrastination.

CJ: Welp, I guess ill just go back to picking pubes since you guys don't want to play anything.

Blake: What?

by mpezent July 16, 2019

Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).

"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."

by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008