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PTBD

Post traumatic band disorder. The after effects of being in a band led by a close-minded dictator. You are surprised when things are run democratically and your opinion matters.
I get to pick the songs? I'm sorry, I have PTBD
by THEMamaMAC June 22, 2019
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SA-MP PTSD

basically when ur highly addicted to samp 24/7

dead game 2018-19
Zac: bro, ur such a kid playing samp 24/7 u got SA-MP PTSD or something get some help
by XDDDDDDDDDDDDX1323 December 11, 2018
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PTSD

Post Traumatic Send Disorder - The feeling of anxiety stemmed from the fear of a possible good or bad reaction to email or a text one just sent.
Sherrie suffered from PTSD when she sent, what she thought was an innocent text, to a guy she was infatuated with only to find out it could be taken a completely different and possibly embarrassing way.
by IstillGotMYballz February 4, 2009
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Travel PTSD

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD
After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD
by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010
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PTSB

"I was raped when I was a fetus. My Shrink has diagnosed my condition as PTSB. { Will need life long therapy}. Thank God I have disability"!
by Shrink67 November 10, 2013
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Gum Rape PTSD

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.
Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD
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PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)
I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.
by Master Kitty October 4, 2016
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