by adamantium_me January 8, 2025
Get the porn promotion mug.noun
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
Get the ninja promotion mug.by Wrhoughgheigh January 4, 2018
Get the Promots mug.After years of hard work, Andrew finally got that promotion to Vice President! Chante knew what had to be done and gobbled that sword right down to the nuts giving Andrew the Promotion Blowy he deserved
by Dfeter September 8, 2021
Get the Promotion Blowy mug.by DripDropCantStop November 6, 2021
Get the Promoter mug.Look at him being a "Party Promoter"
J.P - Hey ladies, come buy tickets to our first Winter Pool Party.
J.P - Hey ladies, come buy tickets to our first Winter Pool Party.
by awjgbdL December 3, 2018
Get the Party Promoter mug.by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023
Get the promotion puppy mug.