Portuguese Friday

fridays where one wears some red, green and yellow swag in honor of the Portuguese. What usually happens is if a person does wear Portuguese attire, a series of miracles will happen, and you will have a good ass night. Predominant in Southern California

Guy:"Aye homie, my test got canceled today, and i needed change for a 5, and the bimbo gave me $6 in return!"
Other Guy:" Dude you're sporting a lot of Portugal swag... these are Portuguese Friday miracles."

by CR7Boss! May 10, 2012

Portuguese Necktie

Engaging a girl in the 69 position while one partner stands and the other is held upside down by the first partner. The upside down partner should have a strong tan line in the the shape of thong lines as to make the person resemble a tie and the tan lines a collar.

Portuguese Neckties are neckties that are Portuguese.

by Dicks Von Cheese May 20, 2012

Portuguese Cadillac

A donkey, ass, or mule. Like a horse, but more ghetto.

Vasco turns up to the office on a donkey

Vasco: "Check out my Portuguese Cadillac"

Everyone: "..."

by puce_flume November 10, 2012

portuguese taco

The act of not wiping your anus and forgetting to remove all excess fecal matter.

Ken, what's that smell? do you have a Portuguese taco again?

by long_dong_silver April 19, 2014

portuguese women

Portuguese women are a blessing. They have a perfect body, a big booty, beautiful hair and they are loyal. If you date a portuguese women you must be a really lucky guy!

Omg u dating a portuguese women? u so lucky!

I wish i had a portuguese women as a wife.

by Brunush January 3, 2017

portuguese omlette

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.

by Money Baby August 3, 2006

portuguese mudslide

Very similar to a hot lunch. An act common to lovemaking couples in Portugal, this is where the male climbs upon the face of his partner, blocks her vision by laying his testicles in her eyes, and spackles her nose and mouth with greasy diarrhea.

"She was already eating my ass, so I upped the ante and pulled off a sweet portuguese mudslide!"

by thomas foolery December 23, 2006