Engaging a girl in the 69 position while one partner stands and the other is held upside down by the first partner. The upside down partner should have a strong tan line in the the shape of thong lines as to make the person resemble a tie and the tan lines a collar.
Portuguese Neckties are neckties that are Portuguese.
by Dicks Von Cheese February 27, 2012
fridays where one wears some red, green and yellow swag in honor of the Portuguese. What usually happens is if a person does wear Portuguese attire, a series of miracles will happen, and you will have a good ass night. Predominant in Southern California
Guy:"Aye homie, my test got canceled today, and i needed change for a 5, and the bimbo gave me $6 in return!"
Other Guy:" Dude you're sporting a lot of Portugal swag... these are Portuguese Friday miracles."
Other Guy:" Dude you're sporting a lot of Portugal swag... these are Portuguese Friday miracles."
by CR7Boss! February 25, 2012
by puce_flume May 30, 2012
Portuguese women are a blessing. They have a perfect body, a big booty, beautiful hair and they are loyal. If you date a portuguese women you must be a really lucky guy!
by Brunush January 03, 2017
by long_dong_silver March 12, 2014
Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.
by Money Baby August 03, 2006
Very similar to a hot lunch. An act common to lovemaking couples in Portugal, this is where the male climbs upon the face of his partner, blocks her vision by laying his testicles in her eyes, and spackles her nose and mouth with greasy diarrhea.
by thomas foolery December 21, 2006