pleakley

A character from "Lilo & Stitch" who likes dressing up as a woman and names himself, Wendy.

Also a term to call someone gay.

Let's get out of here before my pleakley boyfriend catch us and take you away from me.

by Pleakley March 26, 2005

Pleasanton, CA

Pleasanton is a bland, boring upper-middle class suburb, where everyone lives in ludicrous McMansions, drives luxury European cars, and the kids have 5,000 extracurricular activities. Everything is very clean. The town mall, Stoneridge, had a reputation in the 90's for being the most upscale mall for miles. The sun is always shining (literally).

In other words, Pleasanton is Stepford, Bay Area-style. You may never again see such a high concentration of Stepford-ness in California (right down to voting Republican!).

Perhaps the only difference from Stepford-land is the diversity. Pleasanton was a haven for rich, Republican WASPs in the 80's and 90's. Now the town is dominated by Jewish, East Asian and Indian millionaires.

Foothill High Kid: I wanted to organize a charity event with the kids over in Oakland, but when I emailed our principal about it, the whole administration reacted in horror.

Foothill High Mom: I would hope so. We would never allow you to mix with kids from Oakland and I'm glad the school understands that!

Foothill High Kid: Mom, you sound like all the other Stepford wives in Pleasanton, CA.

(based on a true story. Yes, really.)

by dearstabby4u October 21, 2012

nigga, please

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

by redgyul September 23, 2004

plerned

When someone gets sick from the food at a restaurant and then complains to the city health authority resulting in the restaurant getting shut down.

Karen plerned the Thai restaurant where she ate a dodgy Pad-Thai.

by bacterialgrapefruit September 19, 2019

please edit me

Based on a Discord copypasta that starts with "Oh my god please edate me already".
When translating "edate me" to French, you get "éditez-moi", which means "edit me".

Person 1: "Oh my god, please edit me already"
Person 2: "What?"

by The kanker sisters October 29, 2020

pleahab

The term used to describe the calculated legal maneuver of preemptively sending a misbehaving celebrity to rehab in an effort to avoid jail time.

“The famed celebrity defense attorney, representing the latest lifestyle victim of not-so-young-anymore Hollywood, has proactively checked his client into a nearby rehab facility hoping to sway the judge’s upcoming ruling away from time in jail—a tactic known in legal circles as a “pleahab” deal.”

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

pleaserwhore

A woman who tries to impress men by denigrating her own gender while lauding the male gender, in an attempt to gain what she sees as "male power"-by-association.

"I'm not like all those other women who are feminazis complaining about sexual harrassment! I like it when you big strong men tell me I have great tits! ...so, you guys think I'm cool, right? Right?!!"
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."

"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."

by dozey12 September 23, 2012