Well played

This statement is often used in place of "touché". However, "well played" shows more class. The proper use is when one has been defeated or has lost in a battle of words.

A: You realize that I just beat you at chess and in the argument about who would be a better president.

B: I know. Well played.

by BMWMUNK December 6, 2004

Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

by whiteeagle August 13, 2010

Counter-played

(KAUn-ter-PLAI-d)
To be hit back with another move of the sort.

"The man counter-played the women's card"
"The bully's attack was counter-played"

by Word Knower December 23, 2012

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? Wait seriously... Haven't you?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? - PewDiePie 2020

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

by Onna.babiii❤️ November 21, 2018

getting played

when a male or female, pretends to like the opposite sex, while also leading another to beilieving the same thing. Then afterwards only one gets the player. and the other one is left hanging.

jeff tells lisa he likes her. pretends to. while also telling his ex gf maggie he likes her. then chooses maggie over lisa. while lisa had no idea he liked two girls. therefore she was getting played.

by agarvvv July 6, 2008

Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

by Scarletter May 31, 2010