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French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.
French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.
by Kim Jin Un April 2, 2024
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Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)
Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
by Snhstndff June 8, 2017
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flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.
After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.
by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021
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Attack The Piñata

A phrase with multiple meanings; the most notable being to get the most out of life or to do what you enjoy.

It has also been known to have the connotation that you should beat someone and rob their unconscious body.
Person 1: I have to choose between something I want to do and something I feel that I have to do.

Person 2: Attack the piñata, man!
by Belongs In The Trash September 27, 2019
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Mouth Piñata

When a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with semen or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their penis to smack the "treats" out the persons mouth for all to enjoy.
We got so drunk last night we ended up playing Mouth Piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release all the goodies inside.
by Chubby Pickle October 6, 2016
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Dirty Piñata

A form of suicide that involves a person taking a lot of laxatives before hanging themselves, causing them to shit everywhere when they expire.
"I can't believe he pulled a Dirty Piñata in himself."

"I know, I feel bad for the cleaners, they don't get paid enough."
by Dirty3rdGen April 20, 2023
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Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.
Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.
by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018
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