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Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest
by Sole surfer October 19, 2022
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Dirty Man Piñata

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”
Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!
by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021
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Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.
Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.
by CrankHill March 17, 2021
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Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will
“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”
by Raccski April 10, 2021
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flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.
After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.
by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021
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Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.
Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment
by drollermite86 December 5, 2025
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Taco Piñata

Big regret, never busted a taco piñata
by RtMeier June 30, 2024
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