Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021
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Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
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Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
by tornado is here June 28, 2022
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Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
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person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
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