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Unseasoned Peanut

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.
Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!
by Nenemouse. July 11, 2020
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Peanutting

The act of yanking one's tie as hard as possible to create an unbreakable knot resembling a peanut.
A: What's wrong?
B: Gary just administered a savage peanutting. points at tie, I cant breath...
by barry glitter October 31, 2011
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welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
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Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
by booty bumpa October 18, 2009
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Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.
Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...
by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011
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peanutheadpicker

when gavin is in class and he is piggin his noog and peanut falls out his ear, and he then cracks it open with a side of extra sweet bubblegum.
"Shawnbigtoe Shinquantik just did the peanutheadpicker!
by gavinthepeanut March 18, 2019
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