Fibre-optic cable

A thing that we have to find in IT

Alana is alive and so is lichi

by samy March 15, 2004

in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#)

A funny saying used by popular influencer, Ownage Pranks, to fool scammers.

I must check that the OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) is working before I can give you my personal information.

by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016