Four adult men laying on the floor back to back in a circular formation, attempting autofellatio, with eight wriggling legs in the air.
My Grinder date asked me if I liked to party- I thought we would be having sex and doing coke- instead I walked into an octopus party.
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I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.
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Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
by Catfishstick February 26, 2010
Get the Octopus Hands mug.Awesome sport played underwater in a pool, with a lead puck and snorkelling gear. Two teams of 6, 4 subs.
No, the sticks aren't a metre long, that would be silly. They're 30cm max length and can easily lift the 1Kg puck off the bottom of the pool. Good players can get long (3m+) and high (1m+) flicks. Neither is it a slow sport - players wear fins and can go much MUCH faster than boring old lane swimmers.
AKA Underwater Hockey (UWH):
Invented in 1954, the original English rules had 8 players per team and the sticks are called 'pushers', hence "Octopush".
The rules are generally similar to hockey. When going for strike at the start of a game, all the players start at their goal line. There's 2-3 water refs in a competition, plus timekeeper and a poolside ref.
There are national and international competitions. Pretty big in New Zealand, South Africa, USA, UK, France, Australia, Portugal, Netherlands...
Water Polo players think their sport is challenging, but they struggle to think below the surface:
No, the sticks aren't a metre long, that would be silly. They're 30cm max length and can easily lift the 1Kg puck off the bottom of the pool. Good players can get long (3m+) and high (1m+) flicks. Neither is it a slow sport - players wear fins and can go much MUCH faster than boring old lane swimmers.
AKA Underwater Hockey (UWH):
Invented in 1954, the original English rules had 8 players per team and the sticks are called 'pushers', hence "Octopush".
The rules are generally similar to hockey. When going for strike at the start of a game, all the players start at their goal line. There's 2-3 water refs in a competition, plus timekeeper and a poolside ref.
There are national and international competitions. Pretty big in New Zealand, South Africa, USA, UK, France, Australia, Portugal, Netherlands...
Water Polo players think their sport is challenging, but they struggle to think below the surface:
Speed Swimmers: "I can do fifty in blah blah blah..."
Water Polo: "Ug? Me drown you"
Free Diver: "I can hold my breath for blah blah blah..."
Underwater Rugby: "O hai, can I hold you?"
Octopusher: <elitist smirk>
Water Polo: "Ug? Me drown you"
Free Diver: "I can hold my breath for blah blah blah..."
Underwater Rugby: "O hai, can I hold you?"
Octopusher: <elitist smirk>
by UWH player March 2, 2009
Get the Octopush mug.is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.
In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.
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by Happy Johnny September 22, 2009
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A:doesn't know the answer to
B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information
C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes
A:doesn't know the answer to
B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information
C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes
(example for A)
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge
(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"
(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge
(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"
(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."
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