Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021

You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

Two vs One Rule

When a group of 3 friends make a contrasting decision, the side that has 2 votes wins, no matter what. If the loser becomes frustrated then the victors have the rate to state “Two vs One Rule”.

Iefan wants to go to the store, Adam and Jack want to go to the park. Jack and Adam both state “Two vs One Rule” which settles the dispute.

by Waffle_Iron_McGee May 28, 2018

two girls one cup

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!

"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."

by Magetto13 October 2, 2007

two girls one cup

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)

Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

two girls one cup

The world's first viral Sheisse video.

Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.

(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")

Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".

Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....

Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"

Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."

... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...

Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."

Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"

by atlasfugged January 2, 2008