Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

going to town with one in the brown

fucking someone in the ass.

"Wanna come out Dave?" "I can't Bob i'm busy going to town with one in the brown on Jess"

by Dan the man with a big wang November 30, 2013

Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."

If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.

by E.Sotes April 10, 2011

philip with one l

Someone who has corrected people mis-spelling their name so many times that he accepted that he's name os spelled with a double "L"

Friend texting Philip: Hey Phillip, do you want to split a G ?

Philip replying:(with deep anguish and despair) It's spelled philip with one l , but yeah sure whatever...

by EdenHazard's Cousin October 13, 2018