omaha shield

the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.

“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”

“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”

“must’ve been the omaha shield”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Omaha Squat

Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.

"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"

by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021

omaha cheesecake

A man cums all over a woman and then eats it himself with the woman sucking his dick

My girlfriend sucked my dick real good while I ate my Omaha Cheesecake for desert

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Ty Omaha

The American Brother of Furasian, they are Both super mega nerds

Ty Omaha Is a not so nerdy version of Furasian

by Reschreiter1311 September 18, 2019

north omaha

the equivalent of south chicago

“i got to go to north omaha”
“don’t get shot!”

by Cultured_American February 15, 2025

Omaha Lobster

When two guys jerk each other off wearing oven mitts.

Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.

by Hampster66 January 21, 2020

omaha

a rapidly growing city in the midwestern state of nebraska. its population is larger then a few more prominent cities such as miami, new orleans, honolulu, minneapolis, and on par with atlanta. it has 2 sky scrappers but a third one is planning to be built, which will be the largest building in nebraska.

stupid girl: you live in omaha? dont you drive tractors to school?
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022