October 18th

kiss your girlfriend day when you see your girlfriend give her a kiss for God's sake

Man's:give me a kiss
Girlfriend:why
Man's: because it's October 18th

by G+H...4ever February 12, 2020

october 18th

if you are born on October 18th you are sexcccccccc you get all the guys and your friends are so lucky to have you, you stick up for them no bitch can touch your friends if you have a friend born on October 18th treasure them forever look after them with you life they are a crazy bitch and they need so don't leave them alone or they might loose it

if you are born on October 18th you a dumb bitch and you need your friends to keep you in line

by jimmyfishhhyhyhy April 9, 2020

October 18th

international furry day! we love furries and we hope on this day we can respect all furries! this is the day to celebrate your antrho side and respect others for their anthrochoices

"Hey bro it's almost October 18th, you know what that is?"
"What?"
"International Furry Day of course!"

by Fish Tie Seal October 13, 2020

October 18th

October 18th is national juicy day and we should celebrate him for being the funniest person and because he invented no no square UwU

Person 1:heyy it’s October 18th
Person 2: okkkk andddd??
Person 1:ITS NATIONAL JUICY DAY

by KallieNotFound October 26, 2020

October 18th

It’s National sit on your boyfriend’s lap day!

“Hey Timmy what day is it?” October 18th, national sit on your boyfriend’s lap day. go ask your girl to!”

by Astrixx October 14, 2021

OCTOBER 18TH

National sit on your boyfriends lap day ! Sit on his lap no matter what !

Why is has she been sitting on your lap all day ?
Because it’s October 18th

by Cum-monsterrrrz October 15, 2021

OCTOBER 18TH

Sit on your bfs lap day ! Sit on his lap .

Him : wdym it’s October 18th

Her : I supposed to sit on your lap today , we talked abt this yesterday.

by Cum-monsterrrrz October 15, 2021