west oakland

west oakland is all about gettin stupid dumb and hyphy fucc dat east oakland bull shit we go hard and dont cum up slippin or your ass will get jacked

cum to west oakland not east and cum see wat we about.
In west oakland we ride the yellow bus mayne

by MissWalker August 23, 2006

Oakland Raiders

A team with the most hated, yet illest and envied fans in the NFL. I, as well as the rest of the nation, am proud to call u a Raider hater when u put a thumb down on this.

"Who are the best fans in the NFL u faggot?"

"Ummm, well Oakland Raiders fans suck, actually I just hate them. I really wish Charger fans could be a hard-core as them."

by iRock skinnies September 1, 2009

Oakland clamshell

An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.

Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!

Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.

Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!

by Crusty clamshell February 21, 2019

Oakland blackout

Becoming light headed and sweaty, followed by a sudden blackout due to too many skoafers.

I didnt see that ufc fight because of my oakland blackout.

He was just walking by the table and had a oakland blackout.

by Tshav September 9, 2012

oakland bulls

black cops that patrol streets of oakland california

U be nice to oakland bulls! just like U be nice to oakland raiders!
Because U be to close to bay bridge, in the fog U no can see um. ELSE carry a flashlight....

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

East Oakland

Where the stupid people hang out, usually at night.

Look at that homeless loser standing at the corner in East Oakland!

by Super Nerd January 30, 2005

Oakland Octopus

Thought to become popular in Oakland, CA in the early 70's, the Oakland Octopus is when a man ejaculates inside an anus (producing a jelly baby) and the mass gels inside the rectum. This generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a "skin" around the feces. When expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.

OKAY ROOMMATES, LISTEN UP! Everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, NO EXCEPTIONS! Nathan left an Oakland Octopus in the toilet so large that the Discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!

by Notnathan August 24, 2010