When I have sex with my girlfriend and like 10 or 12 of my friends bash through the wall in a pirate ship dressed as Oakland Raiders fans and pirates and then they beat the shit out of my girlfriend
by Wwwiss April 30, 2014
Get the Oakland raiders barge mug.An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.
Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!
Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.
Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!
Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.
Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!
by Crusty clamshell February 21, 2019
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by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023
Get the Oakland face mask mug.A school in oakland,california that is also known as OSA....It focuses on your talent....which is between vocal music,visual arts,acting,dance,instramental music,and literary arts
Yet, the dress code won't let it's students express themselves through thier clothes so at the moment we only get to wear polos and slacks......
Yet, the dress code won't let it's students express themselves through thier clothes so at the moment we only get to wear polos and slacks......
Person1:"Why aren' t you wearnig jeans?"
Osa student:"Cause i go to the parkinglot-sidewalk-middle of san pablo street school..."
Person1:"Oh,you mean Oakland school for the arts???"
Osa student:"Yeah..."
Osa student:"Cause i go to the parkinglot-sidewalk-middle of san pablo street school..."
Person1:"Oh,you mean Oakland school for the arts???"
Osa student:"Yeah..."
by neseychild January 17, 2008
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Because U be to close to bay bridge, in the fog U no can see um. ELSE carry a flashlight....
Because U be to close to bay bridge, in the fog U no can see um. ELSE carry a flashlight....
by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006
Get the oakland bulls mug.Thought to become popular in Oakland, CA in the early 70's, the Oakland Octopus is when a man ejaculates inside an anus (producing a jelly baby) and the mass gels inside the rectum. This generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a "skin" around the feces. When expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.
OKAY ROOMMATES, LISTEN UP! Everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, NO EXCEPTIONS! Nathan left an Oakland Octopus in the toilet so large that the Discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!
by Notnathan August 24, 2010
Get the Oakland Octopus mug.The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 12, 2007
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