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Swear on the dog's life

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A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.
"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."
by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012
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One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
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On the verge of life

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A feeling one gets when someone is coming towards a turning point in their existence, giving them a true perspective of the beauty of life. It is the opposite of the phrase, “on the verge of dying.”
I didn’t know one TikTok could change my way of thinking about this world. I’m currently on the verge of life.
by Abalt January 21, 2023
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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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