numpty

Female drver
The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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Something large, obvious and outdated, designed for idiots to use
The numpty buttons on the screen make the application simple to use and easy to navigate
by The Doc July 15, 2003
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a man who is the eqivalent to a blonde or bimbo

The villiage idiot

'shit that cop has just caught that guy with crack'

'Wat a Numpty'
by LuciB June 05, 2007
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A twat from Corby
by Grog November 03, 2003
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A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.
What's Numpty on about now?
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Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.
Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair
by UK Friends July 27, 2004
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Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word
Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!
by CH August 24, 2004
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