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North Dakota Pipeline

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.
Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.
by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018
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North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
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