Mindrot, North Dakota

This is a slang term for the city of Minot (a.k.a "Mindrot") North Dakota. Which is a very appropriate name considering the people who are born and raised in the town (and never leave) pretty much sit at home and watch tv 24/7 and literally allow their minds to rot. Funny what too much religion and limited exposure to the outside world can do to a person.

"Hi Steve, how are you? I haven't talked to you for along time! What? You're STILL living in Mindrot, North Dakota?! I'm sorry. What's the temp? -8 degrees? Geesh! Well I better let you go so you can go watch TV or go back to church."

Mindrot, North Dakota by RemarkableSD December 7, 2009

University of North Dakota

State school with a substandard flight program/team. For a super-standard flight program/team, see Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.

"UND is going to get their asses beat down this year" - ERAU Flight Student

University of North Dakota by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Dickinson, North Dakota

Small town in south-western North Dakota.

Population an even 20,000. Home of the Enchanted Highway.

-Home of 21st Century Oil-boom in North Dakota.

-Home of 3 sit down restaurants, for a town of 20,000.

-Home of the shittiest pot holes known to mankind along with the longest red lights and shortest green lights in the tri-state region.

-Geologically home of the least density of trees ever seen. -Home of the Dickinson High School Midgets. Yea, thats right..I said Midgets. Don't be hating.

-Home of Dakota Diner where they serve the best damn apple pie and knoephla soup EVER.

I made it sloppy-rich in Dickinson, North Dakota!

Dickinson, North Dakota by Land Woman March 20, 2011

The North Dakota Jackhammer

When two women use two double sided toys, one for each hole (bootyhole and vayjj) of each woman.

"I heard Susan and Becky did The North Dakota Jackhammer."

The North Dakota Jackhammer by Wheels97 February 27, 2021

North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat

Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015

North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon

The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.

Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.

North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010

North Dakotan Dropkick

The toughest kick in the world. This kick will send you flying to North Dakota from anywhere on Earth. If someone hits you with a North Dakotan Dropkick, expect war to ensue.

Alex just got North Dakotan Dropkicked to North Dakota. He is gathering troops to invade Freddy as of now.

North Dakotan Dropkick by Michael Carter Williams February 1, 2022