Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.

Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.

by tymajors March 31, 2015

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

40 wiper

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020

Washington Wiper

The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out

I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion

by Jack Raman June 5, 2017

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017