Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

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Pussy pulse

When a girl's heart beat is in her vagina. When a girl is so attracted to a guy. He says all the right things that make her heart and pussy throb for him.

When he is in her he says " girl I can feel your pussy pulse."

by DubU-Rizz February 21, 2024

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butt pulse

when you place part of your butt on someone and push as if you were going to fart.

I could totally butt pulse your face right now, Tasha

by hanaconda November 28, 2015

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Pulse Monkey

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.

Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.

by DrDustmann June 29, 2012

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