by Trueman Oner November 20, 2020
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I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
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This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009
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Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.
by Tony Oats December 20, 2006
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Get the Nicholas Salek mug.Nick is a lowlife, No good useless kid. He considers taking his life but is to short to reach the bleach, He is a midget with practically no friends unless you count the rock he keeps under his dead cats kitty litter.
If you ever see a Nick Quin you should call the police and leave immediately as he can be known to carry many dieseases and has a lethal bite
If you ever see a Nick Quin you should call the police and leave immediately as he can be known to carry many dieseases and has a lethal bite
by Kobi_C1uTch October 12, 2016
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