nickelback

A sex act in which a roll of nickels is used as a strap-on. After the act is completed, the receiver then urinates (or defecates) the nickels out onto the back of their partner.

My girlfriend demanded I stop listening to Crazytown and come into the bedroom immediately because she was in the mood for a nickelback.

by SidewaysPanties September 23, 2008

Nickelback

To nickelback is to manually stimulate by means of the "peeler" while sobbing uncontrollably to garish music such as Nickelback.

"I can't believe mom caught me nickelbacking again. It is soooooo embarrassing."

"What a shitty day. I can't wait to go home and Nickelback."

by cutty024 December 15, 2012

nickelback

An object which has no purpose, utility, or benefit to any job, task, or problem.

A glass hammer. A paper condom. A fire proof match. A Nickelback.

by SoggyB December 14, 2012

Nickelback

Lynyrd Skynyrd on meth.

Complete trailer trash like Nickelback.

by TOM(inator) July 26, 2011

Nickelback

Another term for a "Fake Friend" someone who constantly brings you down for their own enjoyment.

You are such a nickelback

by ZS10 March 17, 2021

Nickelback

If the band Nickelback sucked, then I guess all of modern rock except for Green Day would go down the fucking drain. Let's face it. The songs Nickelback produces aren't like the bullshit hard/metal rockers emanate, which usually circumscribes the usual staid themes, such as drugs, shootings, tatoos or all that other kind of CRAP. As a matter of fact, most of their songs deal with human faith, which contributes to its popularity. And, of course, I have to say: at least Nickelback isn't a poser PUNK ROCK band, like:

staid
Blink 182
GOOD CHARLOTTE
Drowning Pool

AND MUCH MUCH MORE

Yeah, NICKELBACK fucking ROCKS. So stfu!

by Nickelback kicks ass dog September 21, 2005

nickelback

good band
fans are generally fanatics

theres a new nickelback CD i got
OOOO where can i get it?
its sold out
(takes out gun)
well i think you wont have it long

by Reco April 30, 2004