numpty

A twat from Corby

a right Numpt

by Grog November 03, 2003

Numpty

A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place

John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.

Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!

by SpudFace69 May 07, 2017

numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.

What's Numpty on about now?

by MILLA03 aka Stuart Millard May 29, 2003

numpty

Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.

Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair

by UK Friends July 27, 2004

numpty

Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word

Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!

by CH August 24, 2004

numpty

A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...

My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...

by RAH August 07, 2003

numpty

martin friend i.e buggers up pc's just by looking at them also see: wong johnny curse of

by Anonymous September 30, 2003