Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank

Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids

by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"

Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"

by MentalScraps December 3, 2018

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"

by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019

Nonce

A pedophile

Sam “Some man touched my leg” joe well he’s a right nonce

by Mr pointy tits March 13, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is Tannaz.

Tannaz is a big fuckin stroky nonce

by Tannaz is a nonce January 2, 2019