It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.
"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."
by Penny Faye October 22, 2011
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by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
Get the New Mexican Windshield Wiper mug.A New Mexican éclair, a tortilla fried in butter with cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. Then you roll the tortilla up and cut it, making tiny cinnamon rolls. Makes a fun snack and great for parties.
It's a similar process as making cinnamon rolls except with a tortilla.Yum, this New Mexiclaire is better than sex in my mouth!!
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by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 25, 2018
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Get the New mexican mug.(1) An instance in which a person intentionally gags him/herself on their sexual partner's erect penis while performing fellatio - generally as part of a deepthroat, facefuck or, in some cases, the Brazilian Mongoose - in order to vomit on his groin and the surrounding area. (2) In abstract usage, an act that one must perform to fulfill a loathed obligation.
Get on your knees and give me a New Mexican Latte!
Jesus, my bitch gave me a New Mexican Latte last night!
Man, you got fucked, looks like you're going to be giving a shitload of New Mexican Lattes this week.
Jesus, my bitch gave me a New Mexican Latte last night!
Man, you got fucked, looks like you're going to be giving a shitload of New Mexican Lattes this week.
by Hegemon 1111 January 22, 2010
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