When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
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by Kenny Klapstain January 6, 2010
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White stupid republican conservative hick: I must say one last time to conclude my wonderful speech God bless America!
African Americans & Native Americans a like shout *No God bless Native America!*
African Americans & Native Americans a like shout *No God bless Native America!*
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In this age of regional or international collaboration among members of the mathematics community, when co-authoring a journal article often involves contributors of different nationalities, we can only expect native math to be the odd one in a sea of even hybrids.
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Edgar went to pick up Romulus and Jonas for the Pow Wow early that evening, instead of being civil and putting down his 40oz, he just sits in his '82 El Camino blasting the native american doorbell.
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