Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
by Gabe Lincoln March 23, 2013
Get the Ham Napkinmug. by Dalton.Turner615 February 9, 2009
Get the Dirty Napkinsmug. Suppose you're sitting down at a fancy table for lots of people to sit at, there's a napkin for each guest, and there's a napkin on your left and right, which one are you going to choose? The left napkin or the right? Well, it depends on which one the first person picks, if the first person picks the left napkin, everyone will have to pick the napkin on the left, the same goes for the right, but everyone have to choose the napkin on their right. The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
Person1: So, basically, who ever use the napkin's principle, is the leader?
Person2: Yeah, it's like Schrödinger's napkins.
Person2: Yeah, it's like Schrödinger's napkins.
by Greasy_Lemon May 31, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Napkinsmug. 
A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.
guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.
male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
by TurbulentDay August 26, 2010
Get the snatch napkinmug. Describes something that is probably above average, but is trying a bit too hard to be more than it really is.
Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.
Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.
by Telebev November 4, 2009
Get the black napkinmug. Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009
Get the moustache napkinsmug.