Muckle

To latch onto, tear into, hold fast, grip, or grasp as an object or concept.

1) Muckle on the end of that, and fetch it on up.

2) Johnson's body was a sight to see when they dragged it on up from the bay, with 5 great big lobstah muckled onto him.

3) Joe's wife was some steamed, why she muckled right onto him as he came through the door. Pert neah killed him, she did.

by n44w69 May 21, 2007

government mule

It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.

I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Muckle

To cover inanimate objects in glitter in a vain attempt to make them appealing enough to buy. Added loyalist images tend to cater for a niche market.

"She muckled the daylights out of those wine glasses!"

by Shankill buy and sell support August 15, 2015

POWER MULE

an unusually large turd

5 minutes after eating the lamb curry, I knew I'd be dropping a power mule.

by bigfruits June 14, 2008

dead mule

An essential element in southern US fiction writing. No good southern fiction is complete without a dead mule. Academics and every day readers acknowledge this literary truth. The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature demonstrates on this premise and features stories with dead mules as elements as well as other fiction, poetry, and essays.

"No good Southern fiction is complete without a dead mule." -- www.deadmule.com

by FormicaDinette November 16, 2013

Beat it like a rented mule

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003