Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.
by Not Elijah November 14, 2020
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Montgomery Pens carries Waterman Pens, Parker Pens, Lamy Pens as well as other brand name Pens
Montgomery Pens carries Waterman Pens, Parker Pens, Lamy Pens as well as other brand name Pens
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