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Mom

(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.
Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!
by Fazio December 28, 2005
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She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.
by granny D March 9, 2011
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Mom, that moment you brought me into this world, I have loved you and you are so special I have to thank you every moment of my life for giving me my very life. We may have a few hissy fits but we still love you. Thanks for being the best person in my world.
Mom, can I lend a fiva?
by ❤Misty❤ November 6, 2018
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The largest whale species known to man. Very common.
by Ghostli June 11, 2018
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The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.

Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.
Stupid American: Your mom you faggot

Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!
by Repta September 22, 2009
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A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.
by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017
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