Mom

(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

by Fazio December 28, 2005

Mom

She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.

I had sex with your mom.

by granny D March 9, 2011

Mom

Mom, that moment you brought me into this world, I have loved you and you are so special I have to thank you every moment of my life for giving me my very life. We may have a few hissy fits but we still love you. Thanks for being the best person in my world.

Mom, can I lend a fiva?

by ❤Misty❤ November 6, 2018

Mom

dead.

Hippity Hoppity, my mom is dead

by xx_asiankid69_xx May 6, 2020

Mom

The largest whale species known to man. Very common.

My mom makes a great dinner.

by Ghostli June 11, 2018

Mom

The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.

Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.

Stupid American: Your mom you faggot

Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!

by Repta September 22, 2009

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021