noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.
The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019
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Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
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by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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Ancient Durkean; the miptrine is a triangular nipple ring worn by people of great power within separate clans or bands. It is seen as a sign of divinity, and for someone who does not deserve to wear it, doing so would be considered taboo.
by Daveed Halford February 8, 2005
Get the Miptrine mug.1. Adjective: Formed unnaturally; archaically created.
2. Noun: A term for a highly desirable woman on MySpace who is treasured for her unique charm, awesome saucesome style, and bomb diggity beauty.
3. Verb: A term used to describe processing sugar in the raw
2. Noun: A term for a highly desirable woman on MySpace who is treasured for her unique charm, awesome saucesome style, and bomb diggity beauty.
3. Verb: A term used to describe processing sugar in the raw
1. "The origins of vampires were a tale of miscreation."
2. "Wait till you see the miscreation I have on my friends list!"
3. "After the sugar is harvested, the miscreation step refines it into a sweet substance."
2. "Wait till you see the miscreation I have on my friends list!"
3. "After the sugar is harvested, the miscreation step refines it into a sweet substance."
by The_Other October 11, 2009
Get the Miscreation mug.A fake friend. Someone you are only friends with for clout. Or maybe they are friends with you for clout. Either way, that's a mestrandrea.
Frank: Are you really friends with Mark?
Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.
Frank: How?
Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!
Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.
Frank: How?
Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!
by Supreme Leader Choke November 16, 2019
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by Green popsicle November 2, 2020
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by TheHenBra November 24, 2010
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