Mince and cheese pie

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017

Lean Mince

a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

by Lukieboy April 22, 2007

scroaty mince sac

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

by dobbermanglefudge September 5, 2006

Big Mincing Bitch

In popular usage, an especially effeminate homosexual man

Craig from Big Brother is a big mincing bitch

by John31 September 3, 2005

mince meat pickle

a slang term for your penis

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

by Kaaaaaa January 7, 2007

minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Mince

An absolute bloody legend. Someone who is kind, funny, thoughtful, and just a real fun time to be around.

P1: Hey, have you met my mate Isaac?
P2: Aw nah, but I’ve heard he’s real mince!

by weelittlebaby January 17, 2020