Mince and cheese pie

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017

Lean Mince

a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

by Lukieboy April 22, 2007

scroaty mince sac

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

by dobbermanglefudge September 5, 2006

Big Mincing Bitch

In popular usage, an especially effeminate homosexual man

Craig from Big Brother is a big mincing bitch

by John31 September 3, 2005

mince meat pickle

a slang term for your penis

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

by Kaaaaaa January 7, 2007

minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021