milky bowl

While using your bong as a fleshlight you ejaculate into it and smoke a bowl through it afterward.

"Have you smoked a milky bowl?" "No dude, what is that?" "Let me see your bong real fast and a picture of your mom."

by Haulass June 9, 2017

milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk

1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!

by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008

milky brethren

"Milky brethren" is what a white person says to greet their friends when they have enough "swag" to not fully think about such a decision.

Steve: "What's up my milky brethren?"
Dan:"Steve! What's up?"
Diana:"I see you're feeling swagalicious today Steve."

by Lkit3 January 28, 2017

Milky Morley

A girl who has a red face with a White moustache line

Whoa dude, that girl has a milky Morley

by Baconnugget January 15, 2015

milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge

I gave the bitch a " milky j"

by Razorbawz January 18, 2017

Milky licker

A servile, self-seeking flatterer

Hey, I don't need to listen to you, milky licker!

by Rizzo March 10, 2004

Milky Tears

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.

Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!

by RonMexico8585 September 26, 2009