the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....
by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008
Get the the fiom methodmug. Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna do karaoke tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"
Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"
by The Rhys May 4, 2009
Get the Method Karaokeingmug. Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.
by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023
Get the The spitfire methodmug. The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.
The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.
by John Manlapid May 30, 2006
Get the Florentine Methodmug. A fully-accepted method to pass a subject in which copulation of the student with the professor is exhibited.
Boy 1: Dude, I think I'm gonna fail my engineering class.
Boy 2: Don't worry! Use the Anfernee method
Boy 1: Great idea! Although, my prof is kinda old..
Boy 2: Don't worry! Use the Anfernee method
Boy 1: Great idea! Although, my prof is kinda old..
by CONQUEROR OF PUSSIES December 12, 2012
Get the Anfernee methodmug. A method of doing school work based on the quote by Ernest Hemingway, "Write drunk; edit sober." This can use any method of inebriation be it drugs or alcohol, you just can't be sober. This tends to work best when you have time to sober up and edit the essay.
I really couldn't get any inspiration for my Sociology mid-term, so I resorted to the Hemingway Method. Surprisingly enough drunk me is filled with ideas, I got an A, mind you my friend you must have time to sober up before you turn in the essay.
by Carsen Tyler July 28, 2012
Get the Hemingway Methodmug. by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
Get the Mendoza Methodmug.