Man Meringue

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

by Dannymc December 24, 2007

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

Meringful

To be the opposite of suicidal

Grant: you look meringful today.
Bobby: it’s because I left my wife and kids.
Grant:nice

by Sinclair01 January 24, 2019

Merrik

A guy is is kind, loving and sweet. You are lucky if you are friends with a Merrik. Even luckier if your with him. Don’t break his heart cause he only has one.

Merrik is the best!!

by Hi Jeff how was ur day?? October 15, 2019

merrineum

The days between the butthole of xmas and the junk of new year.

(Mer-uh-nee-uh-m)
merry perineum

“You free for a coffee any time around the holidays?”
“I can spare a couple of hours in the merrineum”.

Because of the boxing day sales, bargain hunting is popular in the merrineum.

After the family xmas get-together, Sarah decided to spend the merrineum visiting friends.

Merrineal:...of ,or pertaining to, the merrineum.

by Hairyyahoo December 15, 2017

mering it up

To study excessivly, especially when said sutdying is being forced on the student. Usually used by the student to show contempt for their lame-ass classes.

guy: Do you want to catch a movie with me?
girl: Sorry, I'm busy mering it up right now, I have a paper due tomorrow.

by purplepanda May 25, 2007

Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.

by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018