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alexis mendoza

Sexy
Strong
Good at fortnite
Lil Yaban
great Rapper
destroyed careers
Alexis Mendoza is Sexy, and Strong
by CarlosLovesMcDonals123 May 7, 2018
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Mr.Mendoza

a name for a middle school vice principal that is a fat piece of shit that has neck rolls
vice principal mr.mendoza is a fat fuck you see his 20 thousand neck rolls
by big dick master August 2, 2020
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Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back
by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020
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Kingsell Mendoza Gapay

The most handsome and kindest man I ever met💙 He always do everything for me and he has good heart to everyone💖 He is the man that should be kept forever 🥰 He's the one who introduced God to me❤️ Im so very lucky and proud of having him😍🥺 I can't imagine my life without him💙 I love him and his family, so lucky to have them😍 And also our Baby Alfha🥰 Can't wait to be with him soonest!!! Thankyou for everything. I love you always my man❤️

-YourForeverGirl19✨
Kingsell Mendoza Gapay is the name of my future husband😍
by Krstnjyclm19✨ June 7, 2021
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thomas mendoza

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009
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mendorphins

1. hormones that exist in the brain of a human male that are released when something happens that only (heterosexual) males enjoy, often resulting in primal roaring and fist pumping
i.e. witnessing (or delivering) a huge tackle during a game of (American) football, or beating someone in a video game

2. hormones that must be stimulated to unlock menergy
Dude 1: RARRR! Who's your f*ckin' daddy?

Dude 2: Your mendorphins are out of control man, it's only Gears(of War)
by Cutris Franks October 17, 2008
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Mendon Ohio

Mendon is a town full of drug addicts and toothless whores. There is a harley Davidson store in that town so everybody has harley and are either in a hog chapter or a wana be motorcycle gang. If you need pizza and heroin it's the town to go to. Its mostly filled with lowlifes and druggies . If you move there and the people don't like you they will try there best to run you out of town. If you do decide to move there they have a town slumlord who will rent you a shitty trailer or house that is run down for way more than its worth.
Mendon Ohio has alot of shitty houses.
by Hhrandel January 22, 2017
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