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Meltdown

Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Meltdown: Don't make me countdown from five!

WHAT THE FU-*explodes*
Wtf bomb
by Fuckout March 11, 2019
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Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)

Yasmin Cordero, while what can appear as an unimportant side character, actually served a very important part of the movie's plot. When Sid the Sloth went through his emotional breakdown on the iceberg midway through the film, Yasmin Cordero stood in the back, and smiled at Sid, which encouraged Sid to keep going. Yasmin Cordero's kind spirit is what allowed the hero of the movie to fight through his emotional breakdown.
Thank you, Ms. Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)!! - Sid the Sloth
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024
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Marini Meltdown

The act of losing one’s shit. To have a complete meltdown and lose one’s cool.
Dan missed a 4 foot putt on 18 and had a full on Marini Meltdown.
by Jewwy January 16, 2024
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person drinking a hefty amount of boxed red wine and throwing up all over the floors and walls of their house. This would create the affect of “painting” the walls red.
Oliver - “yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?”
Chase - “I’m never drinking red wine again”
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
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lyrical meltdown

In a band - writting whatever you want to write, no matter what style or how bad it is without fear of receiving non-constructive critisism from the rest of the band. That means that a death metal growler can write acoustic emo songs if he or she wants for the lenght of the meltdown. Done to allow some freedom to your band and boost creativity. The material can later be salvaged and molded to fit the band's overall style.
Through the meltdown, Joel didn't write anything but instead rode his guitar on his cock and videotaped it. Damn he's useless!
by Broody May 13, 2005
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major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
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