Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020

Meef Chubaca

A Really, Really Hairy Stanky Snatch.

I got soo drunk I went over to that nasty wookies house for some of that Meef Chubaca

by N K Reeger October 9, 2009

Meef boi

A boi who is REALLY meefy

A boi who is REALLY meefy is a meef boi

by Meefgorl September 25, 2019

Meef Chief

A major "boss" icon. Man of power, wisdom, and ladies. The meef chief finds delight in sushi, soccer, and women. The true Meef Chief is simply known as "J".To become a co-meef chief you must find delight in gnarfing, zorching, and meefing. A meef is a male queef. Another requirment to become a co-meef chief is you must become a MCF member. See the definition of MCF to fully understand what you are gettign your self into. God is with you. You are with the god father, the god of meef, the one and only, THE MEEF CHIEF.

Barrett: Dude now that I gnarfed all night, I can finally be a co meef chief!
Spencer: Congrats, you maggie clit fuck!

by I am the meef chief... April 28, 2009

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

brown meef

A man's feces-covered penis after anal sex. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual relations.

Great fuck, but he totally licked me clean after. Who knew he was into brown meef?

by Brian Slade August 2, 2011