football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

by jurnt September 4, 2025

Medaling

When you perform a certain Sex act so good (eating pussy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it.

I ate crystals Pussy so good, she was convulsing. I was medaling in eating pussy.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

gold medal trunk

A top notch booty

what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!

by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015