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Matt Brown Factor

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.
Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor
by Lil Colgate May 13, 2021
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Matt Brown

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
also Tizz Wozz
Ledge
Walks like an Egyptian
Hey... theres Matt Brown
Hi Matt
Hi guys!
by CattMarlie January 14, 2008
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matt buckingham

Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
by HelloMrBrandon November 11, 2013
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Matt bottom

Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:

'What length Pyjamas do you where'

'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'

A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair

A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.

This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.

Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'

Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
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matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”
by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020
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Matt Barclay

stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.
Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis
by Mekayla Jeffery February 4, 2010
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Matt Bothwell

A kid who has a pimple outbreak on his face, says "But, fuckin'", so much and fast, so it sounds like buttfuckin'. He likes Sam and Brend, and Walter!
Dude, Matt Bothwell is such a stalker.
by Brian Nardi January 19, 2008
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