Homo-Masochism

The practice of straight women who refuse to spend time with straight men due to their poor hygiene and inferior sense of humor. Creates torturous conditions for the libido.

I practice homo-masochism every night I go to the gay bar and get groped.

by Howdoyoutell July 17, 2006

maskochist

One who practices or adheres to “Maskochism”.
Practitioners of this cult are commonly referred to as “Karens”.

“I tell ya, dat Karen is always wearin’ her mask on-top of another mask, while she’s driving around with the windows up, all alone in her car! Karen’s either fahkin stupid or definitely a maskochist!”

by Doc Harry April 9, 2021

cheeto masochism

When someone who enjoys pain uses cheeto to achieve their desired pain.

Hey baby! Would you leave me if I was into cheeto Masochism?

by thexsneeky May 20, 2016

Technical Masochism

When you are a nerd and can't get enough high so you go on taking longer non-efficient paths just to be able to rant about your IT frustration about things.

> installs a chinese rom that you cant even half read
>ranting that rom cause you cant read it

Bruh, you are showing symptoms of Technical Masochism
A new level of maso

by Anime Kaizoku February 10, 2021

masochistic schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.

Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.

by Useless and Randomu November 16, 2018

Masichism

Masichism is the act of dying during sexual intercourse; death when having sex

"Yo, did you hear Frank died because of masichism, like, last night?"
"BRO NO WAY THAT IS CRAZY!"

by X.Yuri December 1, 2019

masochisf

you probably spelt masochist wrong, because same

*searches masochisf*

fucks sake i meant masochist

by AStraightGayPerson April 10, 2021