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salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.
by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015
mugGet the salt malt and a chili dogmug.

Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor

One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"

Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
by EyeDestroyHores October 31, 2009
mugGet the Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquormug.

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025
mugGet the Maltingmug.

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
mugGet the Jan-Maltemug.

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)
*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding
by boomergee. June 10, 2023
mugGet the Malt Ball Maldingmug.

Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever
I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor
by ralphpeabody25 January 30, 2023
mugGet the Maltmug.

Malte

Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.
Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock
by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021
mugGet the Maltemug.

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