gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

by aggressivefart May 05, 2022

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when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 08, 2024

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KoRn’s best cover song

Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”

Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?

Jack: yea Earache my eye

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Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 04, 2020

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funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 08, 2024

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When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.

"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.

by RubixMan August 05, 2017

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