Mister Q

God of pie and all things pie related, as depicted in the Book of Pie.

Mister Q, the giver of pies.
Mister Q brings us pies.

by Anonymous member of the Church of Pie February 22, 2005

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

by toll February 05, 2007

mister-sister

Someone of the male species, that wants and or appears to look like a female.A male that is very feminine, also known as a "shemale"

That gay guy looks like mister sister

by Nicki November 10, 2003

Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.

"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."

by TUDE August 08, 2006

Mister Whippy

Coiling a long and meaty turd around a crapper resulting in a stool resembling your favourite ice cream

I did a Mister Whippy last night

by The Coil Meister September 27, 2010

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown May 09, 2011

Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves

Mister Lawrence is about to nut

by Mister Lawrence April 15, 2018