a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
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Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
by HC2005 August 30, 2007
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When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.
When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.
Self explanatory.
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by Future Ninja Turtle September 19, 2009
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1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.
or
2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.
or
2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.
2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
by THE ON3 November 2, 2011
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"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
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