Meef

1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
by AgentKarma April 10, 2022
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A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee
1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef
by Heypeterr December 03, 2023
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A Meef is a "man queef". Instead of air coming out of a vagina it is air coming out of a penis.
*Meef noise* dude did you just fucking Meef
by Gucci Galapagos January 19, 2021
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Meef; something that is stinky and hot
Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?
by hot honez February 03, 2024
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The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.
All that birthday suit brisk running got my billy gibbons feeling ready to meef.
by MurphyBrownEye July 09, 2023
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That was the hottest meef I've ever heard.
by Spy_bomb January 18, 2018
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A male queef. When a girl eats a guy’s ass and he farts in her mouth
Yolanda: I was eating my mans last night like it was half price wing night at BDubs, then he meefs in my mouth. Potato salad tastes worst the second time.
by The Phister September 01, 2018
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