Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010

maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.

"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."

by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010

high maintenance

A very stuck up person who is very demanding and extremely needy

that stupid girl is always depending on me for everything.. shes so high maintenance

by robert rishka September 18, 2005

high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.

YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"

by fifilarue April 27, 2015

high maintenance

Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.

He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.

by JMannnnnnnn January 18, 2008

high maintenance

Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.

I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!

by Hanzo May 28, 2004

citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.

I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!

by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013